
Feep Owns the Chair
I realized just recently that although I have uploaded many pictures of my rats, a lot of people don't know what the RL Feep looks like, so here she is. She turned 15 just this month and although is slowing down a bit she's still doing very well.
A couple of months ago I bought one of those gaming chairs so I could sit on the floor comfortably and play my PS3. The problem was that SOMEONE ELSE decided that they wanted the chair instead.
Sigh. She also will put her cloth mousies in it when she's not using it just to make sure I remember that this is HER CHAIR.
A couple of months ago I bought one of those gaming chairs so I could sit on the floor comfortably and play my PS3. The problem was that SOMEONE ELSE decided that they wanted the chair instead.
Sigh. She also will put her cloth mousies in it when she's not using it just to make sure I remember that this is HER CHAIR.
Category Photography / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Housecat
Gender Female
Size 600 x 450px
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I'd imagine! XD
To be honest, I remember when my cat was still around... He was quite bi-polar and enjoyed tricking people into petting him... Though he was never really mean or "Evil" as you call Feep, he just liked to be pet and then enjoying eating / scratching your hands
To be honest, I remember when my cat was still around... He was quite bi-polar and enjoyed tricking people into petting him... Though he was never really mean or "Evil" as you call Feep, he just liked to be pet and then enjoying eating / scratching your hands
She's far more insidious than that. If feet get close to her she'll take a swipe at them. But she'll also park her butt right in front of the door so that visitors have to call on me to move her unless they want their legs torn to shreds. Although her most evil move is to sit and sniff at someone with her ears forward and her eyes wide, as though she were just a shy little kitty... And the moment the person gets too close *ROWRHISS*
She was blessed by a priest once. Remember that pea soup scene in the exorcist? Yeah... That's how we officially figured out she was evil.
She was blessed by a priest once. Remember that pea soup scene in the exorcist? Yeah... That's how we officially figured out she was evil.
Never forget the following two things:
1. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
2. A dog looks at humans and thinks, "They pet me, feed me, love me, and give me a place to live. They must be gods!" A cat thinks, "They pet me, feed me, love me, and give me a place to live. -I- must be god!"
1. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
2. A dog looks at humans and thinks, "They pet me, feed me, love me, and give me a place to live. They must be gods!" A cat thinks, "They pet me, feed me, love me, and give me a place to live. -I- must be god!"
Turn Feep male, and a ginger tabby and that was mah cat Topsy, he was an outdoor cat and lived til he was 20 years. Took a spiral fracture in his back right leg to slow him and it had nearly healed when he managed to get back outside and beat up the neighbour's cat because it existed in his reality, rebroke his leg in the process which developed complications... I still remember the look on his face when he passed on, it was almost as if he was sayin', "You don't need me anymore. Don't cry, I'm simply movin' on to a different place. Please be happy." he then closed his eyes, had a little sigh and died.
I still miss him. He wasn't the friendliest cat in the world but he was mah kitten.
*is all misty-eyed now and is tryin' not to cry*
I still miss him. He wasn't the friendliest cat in the world but he was mah kitten.
*is all misty-eyed now and is tryin' not to cry*
Ah yes... she has certainly mastered it, that totally believable look of cuteness and innocence that makes everyone believe she wouldn't harm a fly... and even despite knowing her trap, I would still most likely fall for it, catlover that I am... and I wouldn't even get upset at her turning my arms into ribbon curtains! Because she just looks so cuuuuute!
Her name is Feep,
And she owns da place,
You ain't gon' sleep,
She'll get up in yo' face
She say, 'Dis chair is MINE',
An' you ain't gon' play--
No Mass Effect for you!
Best keep yo' hands away
Just buy da food, keep me fed,
An' I might not shred yo' hands
I'da iced ya long ago,
But I need you open up da cans!
As evil as she is, she's still cute. Thanks for sharing!
And she owns da place,
You ain't gon' sleep,
She'll get up in yo' face
She say, 'Dis chair is MINE',
An' you ain't gon' play--
No Mass Effect for you!
Best keep yo' hands away
Just buy da food, keep me fed,
An' I might not shred yo' hands
I'da iced ya long ago,
But I need you open up da cans!
As evil as she is, she's still cute. Thanks for sharing!
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